breadfishs:

“you’re beautiful” says the swag blogger to 5 different girls on the Internet. Knowing what he has done is truly good and chivalrous, adjusts his snapback, ties up his Jordans, and decides to go post more photos stolen from tumblr on facebook to get likes from his 1000 friends.

ac0rn:

omfg ;lkdjfl;ksadf

ac0rn:

omfg ;lkdjfl;ksadf

Anonymous
asks:
sweet blog, now go play tumblrtreats(.)com and post your high score

When I was little my dream job was to be one of the blue men in blue man group

waiting-to-be-found:

stop ruining my life

waiting-to-be-found:

stop ruining my life

tracksuitmcgee:

i set this as my desktop picture bUT THEN WHEN I TOOK A SCREENSHOT I DISCOVERE DTHIS AOMGUAU II CANT BREAHEHT

tracksuitmcgee:

i set this as my desktop picture bUT THEN WHEN I TOOK A SCREENSHOT I DISCOVERE DTHIS 
AOMGUAU II CANT BREAHEHT

I would much rather sit in the silence of music then the silence of a tv being on.
Nobody knows what facebook girls are talking about  (via boburnhamlikeaboss)

ichbinkim:

Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting

disabledporn:

america is that douche in the hummer who is blasting skrillex with the windows open

fugrats:

unfreshing:

what if you peed chocolate milk

piss on me fucking piss on me

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work