“you’re beautiful” says the swag blogger to 5 different girls on the Internet. Knowing what he has done is truly good and chivalrous, adjusts his snapback, ties up his Jordans, and decides to go post more photos stolen from tumblr on facebook to get likes from his 1000 friends.
omfg ;lkdjfl;ksadf
When I was little my dream job was to be one of the blue men in blue man group
stop ruining my life
i set this as my desktop picture bUT THEN WHEN I TOOK A SCREENSHOT I DISCOVERE DTHIS
AOMGUAU II CANT BREAHEHT
Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
america is that douche in the hummer who is blasting skrillex with the windows open
what if you peed chocolate milk
piss on me fucking piss on me
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work